Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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