- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

a black father

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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