Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Hello

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Anal cheese curds.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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hi

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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