Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Women

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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What did you say? I don't know.

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suck my dick.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Go figure, you seemed pretty fucking scared of me back then. "autocast" hypnotic priming, anchors, you know what that is right? You for (as an example) clap your hands whenever you succeed at hypnotizing yourself while staying awake in a lucid state, then you repeat it until you one day just clap, your body remembers the whole sequence and boom it works right away. You did not think that PaulMcKenna could just touch people and have them do what he wants without even telling them what to do right? Especially not McKenna, I learned a lot from Richard Bandler, absolutely nothing from Anthony Robbins, everything I could ever want from Igor Ledochowsky, and absolutely nothing from PaulMcKenna, I went to him last, I should have skipped Both Robbins and Kenna, they use NLP and... Basically call it hypnosis.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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boobs

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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