Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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I'm Jewish

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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AVI IS A FAG

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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