- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Time flies like a banana.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

Don't rape me!

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Women's Rights

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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