What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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hi

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Anti Joke

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