How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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I came.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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American Idol

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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So dont touch it

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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http://www.ladsta.com

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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