- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

nice shorts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

a little girl gets raped

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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