What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Bumsniffer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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