- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Akshaytiger World

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Hello I'm a fat kid

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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