What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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austins gay lolololol

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