Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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dead babies

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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