- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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