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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

i heart wiener

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Bumsniffer

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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