A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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HTML

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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