What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Grapefruit.

42

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Ancient Greeks rights

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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