Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Women's Rights

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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