- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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