A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

you will die someday

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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