- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Women's rights

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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