- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Grapefruit.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Ancient Greeks rights

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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Penis

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

A man walks into a bar.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Anal cheese curds.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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