your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Women"s Rights

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cot!

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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