Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Women's rights.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Penis!

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Anti Joke

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