If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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An Irishman stays home

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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