Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

Penis.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

suck my dick.

like my drawing of a white person?

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

oh hiya come in

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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