What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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you will die someday

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Thumbs this up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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