what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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minorities.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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