Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Windows Vista

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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