What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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So dont touch it

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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austins gay lolololol

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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