Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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dead babies

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Patrick is gay

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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