Your life That's the joke

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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