Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

An asian walks out of math class

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

AVI IS A FAG

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

planking.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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