Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

you just lost the game!

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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