What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Your Mom

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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A man. That is all.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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