Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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