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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How much is an abortion? A life

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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