What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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