- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Pavel Novak

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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