- Anti Joke

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor