A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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My butt!!!!

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Womens rights.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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you just lost the game!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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The WNBA

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knock knock Come in.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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