A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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brett is a dick

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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you just lost the game!

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i fondle myself every night....

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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NEVER

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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