Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

42

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Penis

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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