Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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your mother is so lesbian

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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