- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Womens' rights.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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