- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

KIMBERLEY HONEY

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Akshaytiger World

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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