- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

A horse walks into a bar...n

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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