- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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