what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Don't rape me!

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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WNBA

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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Women's Rights

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Did you know?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Anti Joke

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