Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

My butt!!!!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Womens rights.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

you just lost the game!

like facebook.com/john maon

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

knock knock Come in.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

The WNBA

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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