Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Penis jokes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

Windows Vista

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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