A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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666 im christian

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whats gay ? you

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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World peace

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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