Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Your life That's the joke

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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what time is it rape time

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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