- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

your face.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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