Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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okay.....

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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your face.

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