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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

gay marriage.

A Mormon walks into a bar.