"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Poopsack Jones

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Like this joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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women's rights.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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