How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Patrick is gay

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Steve Jobs.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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