How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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womens rights

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Anti Joke

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