why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Boobs are nasty!

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Kittens.

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Women

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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