- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

The glass is half an hour.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.