An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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