Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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women's lacrosse.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Patrick is gay

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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im black

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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