What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Boobs are nasty!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

what's funnier than hell? heaven

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

I love Ciara!

ur mother

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

A black goes to college

SPAMS!!!

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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