- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

Women's rights.

What's your name? You tell me.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

GAY PEOPLE

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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