A man walks into a bar.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A woman gets in her car to drive.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Someone told me about this website.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

shut up

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and sticky? Glue

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Brittney Spears

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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