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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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