A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

potato farming

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

ollie is a fag so are you

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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