Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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ruddell and dodds anal

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I love Ciara!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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