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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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