what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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I love Ciara!

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GAY PEOPLE

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