me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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shut up

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Don't rape me!

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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WNBA

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A man. That is all.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Icecream

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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