- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Grapefruit.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

you will die someday

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

I only like NY as a friend.

Akshaytiger World

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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