obama is a good president

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

brett is a dick

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

your face.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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