I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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women's lacrosse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Women's rights

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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your mother is so lesbian

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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Teen pregnancy

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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