Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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No

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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French people

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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