What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Don't rape me!

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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The Economy

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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