... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Women's rights.

Penis!

My mom just died....

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Communism

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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