What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Your mum is dead

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

Josh kissing a girl

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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