Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Canada's army

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Womens rights

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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