Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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im black

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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