What's white and sticky? Glue

shut up

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Someone told me about this website.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

oops

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

A man. That is all.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Icecream

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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