A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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look left now look right. washing machine

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Amputations.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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