What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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