Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Bumsniffer

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A black goes to college

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Kittens.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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SPAMS!!!

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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