what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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lol

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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