Hey Caleb.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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Grapefruit.

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