Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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women's lacrosse.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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666 im christian

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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