- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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