The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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im black

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Anti Joke

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