Chuck Norris

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Penis

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What flys? A fly

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Hello I'm a fat kid

whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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