- Anti Joke

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

A guy is playing cod

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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