- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

obama is a good president

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

A Nazi ran into a Bar.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

your face.

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

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