Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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newt gingrich

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Tacos

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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