What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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69

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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WNBA

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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minorities

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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