The glass is half an hour.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

sixty....eight.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Women's rights.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

obama is a good president

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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