So this is an anti-joke website, right?

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

So dont touch it

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

No

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Hello I'm a fat kid

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

i heart wiener

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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