- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

My mom's dead

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

GAY PEOPLE

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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