- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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