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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A woman gets in her car to drive.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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