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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

why did Max cry??? chicken

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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